hmm..what can George 'the shoed-guy' Bush do after he resign le?
Sell shoe lo!!he can collect all those shoe tat throw at him by those that dislike him n sell them..
o..ya..please dun issue any stamp with his face on it..the stamp sure NOT sticking 1..y?coz ppl will tend 2 stick de stamp on
de wrong side..(they dun wan 2 c his face..)
de wrong side..(they dun wan 2 c his face..)Then what can de Muntadhar 'de shoe-guy' al-Zeidi do after the incident?
Teach martial art-name it as 'ninjitshoe' -combination of ninjitsu ( 忍術-ninja martial art) & yeah..u get it-SHOE!!u noe..bring shuriken out 2 de street is an offense ma..it's consider as dangerous weapon but bring shoe out is not an offense ma..n it's easily available..well..unless u r kaki ayam la!!haha..
Become a professional baseball player-he can play as pitcher(de ppl who throw de ball 1 le..)with his superb n fearless throwing skill(is thr any baseball player who dare 2 throw something 2 a president of a country?),he should be able 2 be one of de best pitcher in de world.
o..no..got 1 problem..if de opponent put Bush's photo on de bat,then cham lo..he sure throw de ball towards de bat n let de opponent get free hit!!
help people 打小人-a chinese tradition..where date of birth of ppl that give problem 2 u will be written on a paper n some 1 will help 'whack' de ppl with shoe..2 punish or 2 get rid of de ppl..
the new 打小人 method ala al-Zeidi whr u staright away throw de shoe at de ppl u dun like is more effective (de chance 2 kena de ppl is very high provided u get proper training la!!),more enviromental friendly (no nid use paper ma..n some more u can make good use of our old shoe instead of throwing into thrash)
shoe company spokeman-de shoe tat he used 2 throw is published in newspaper all around de world..free advertisment le..i sure de shoe company will be very happy now..n now more shoe companies will be lining up 2 ask him 2 b their spokeman..
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